yikes

The Handmaiden, Ram Han

shakira, shakira

um waitress?? i ordered cocaine but all i got was this soft drink?? ?

My last two brain cells fighting to stay positive

*walks around my house looking for scissors while making a scissor motion with my fingers*

My Brain: Eat
Me: Okay, what should we make?
My Brain: No make!!! Only eat.

ICONIC

cons of tapeworm
-regular parasite stuff. I don’t want to bore you
pros of tapeworm
-friend inside
-never lonely